Of kutteys, kamineys and maas

Another list! This one i've been meaning to compile for long...And so I present to you......(drum roll please) Ta da!!!!!



Top Ten most cliched/well-known hindi film dialogues!


1) Kutteyy! Kaminey! Main tera khoon pee jaaonga!
(Mannn, that's gotta taste nasty)


2) Arey O Samba....Kitne aadmi the??
(Does it matter? They kicked your sorry ass anyway)


3)Tum? Yahan? Is waqt??
(What kind of a lame question is that for pete's sake??)


4)Main tumhe nahin chhodoonga!
(Pehle pakad toh lo:P)


5)Maaa! Maa mujhe chhod kar mat jaao maa!
(Dude i think a hospital may be of more help...)


6)Don ka intezaar gyaarah mulkon ki pulis ko hai lekin don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin namumkin hai!
(This dialogue is soooo cool!:D Poor chap got caught though; now that's what you call a chop)


7)Aaj mere paas gaadi hai, bangla hai, naukar hai chaakar hai........tumhare paas kya hai?? Mere paas maa hai!
(It would have been interesting if the other guy had dad....)


8)Tum aisa nahin kar sakte!/Tumhari himmat kaise hui?
( Possibly the lamest dialogue ever)


9)Bade bade deshon mein aisi choti choti baatein hoti rehti hain....
(Awww, probably the cutest way to accept an apology!)


10)K-k-k-k-k-k-k Kiran!
(Poor shahrukh, People will be k-k-k-k-ing whenever he's mentioned for ever and ever...)


Ok that's it for today's Weird Chart Show!! Good night, my fans!! I'll bee baaackkkkkkkkkkkk!
Muhahahahahahaahaha!
(Yep i never tire of doing that....)