The Ten Commandments Of The Jerk Patrol

10. Thou shalt always bob thy head in greeting and not speak a word or mumble incoherently
9. Thou shalt always be referred to by thy respective special names or accent ("he" LOL)
8. Thou shalt always go out and do weird stuff together
7. Thou shalt always bicker and quarrel in a manner that evokes laughter from the spectators
6. Thou shalt always serve as a cause for hilarity whenever required
5. Thou shalt always appeal to The Other One at some point of time
4. Thou shalt always be talked about by thy peers
3. Thou shalt always be good looking in thy respective ways
2. Thou shalt always remain good hearted despite thy jerkness
1. Thou shalt always remain in memories till the end of time